if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc
- the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
- if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real
you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate
this is a compilation video of dogs that are too scared to walk past a cat
i want to be these cats when i grow up
I love how most of them are big dogs too omg
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?
when people complain about the ending of the catching fire movie
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
Dean peaking in your blog to tell you that you look beautiful today.
See, what you need to understand is that “Not all guys are like that” is never going to work. Because you’re answering an entirely different conversation than what women are actually saying.
You think women are saying “Every man is a predator and a danger to me.” And you’re replying, “But I’m not like that.”
But women aren’t saying that. They’re saying “There are too many situations where women have to worry about their safety,” and you’re saying “That’s not important.” They’re saying “Women are constantly told it’s their fault if something bad happens,” and you’re saying “Don’t worry about it.” They’re saying “Too often, women find their trust violated by men,” and you’re saying “But you should trust me!”
They’re saying “So many men have decided that what they want is more important than anything about a woman.” And you’re replying “I’m exactly like that.”
i’ve been told that my lipstick is TOO bold, my glasses TOO big, my colors TOO loud. i’m TOO smart, TOO chubby, TOO confident (haha what), TOO intimidating (what!)..
but man, the fact that i’m TOO MUCH for some people isn’t my problem, i don’t gotta be less for anybody. maybe they just gotta step up their game imho.